i got a small dick
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there's a couple of different passes for sale here at the gdc. The really expensive ones, the standard ones (which are far too expensive already), the ones with a nice badge reading "press" and, finally, the affordable "expo passes".
And it goes just like this:
The guys who have the red passes paid more than at least 500$. They're people that actually DO things here. Ranging from somewhat important developers who hear the lectures to VIP guys who make the big deals.
Then you got the press people, with the badge. That's the ones you gotta be nice to.
There's blue passes as well, meaning you got something to show on the expo floor. You got something to offer, right? You can be talked with...
And then...
well, there's the "i have a small dick, don't waste your time with me" pass.
How come i know? People stare at your pass and you can read on their faces. If you got the small dick pass, they just don't want to mess with you. Time's precious, you know? There could be someone important round the corner that you'd miss...
Friday, March 11, 2005
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there's a couple of different passes for sale here at the gdc. The really expensive ones, the standard ones (which are far too expensive already), the ones with a nice badge reading "press" and, finally, the affordable "expo passes".
And it goes just like this:
The guys who have the red passes paid more than at least 500$. They're people that actually DO things here. Ranging from somewhat important developers who hear the lectures to VIP guys who make the big deals.
Then you got the press people, with the badge. That's the ones you gotta be nice to.
There's blue passes as well, meaning you got something to show on the expo floor. You got something to offer, right? You can be talked with...
And then...
well, there's the "i have a small dick, don't waste your time with me" pass.
How come i know? People stare at your pass and you can read on their faces. If you got the small dick pass, they just don't want to mess with you. Time's precious, you know? There could be someone important round the corner that you'd miss...
Friday, March 11, 2005
